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BITTER TRUTH: Signs to Know If You Are A Booty Call

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Reading that 3:35A.M “What you up to?” text? If you are looking at your phone thinking anything other than “sleeping, what else dumb a^%” then YES you are a booty call.

For some reason too many females have been confusing the difference between dating and being a booty call.

Honestly the signs aren’t hard to miss I just believe most like to PRETEND to be oblivious to the facts they are trying to look over. Come on, I know you always wondered why that guy you ‘like’ only hits you up at those weird hours of the night. Yeah, you know, those party hours, the booty call hours. No? Well if you are still trying to figure out the MAIN signs that you are a booty call then read and take notes.

If he …

1)      Doesn’t answer when you call he just text back.

2)      Only texts you during the hours of 11 PM and 4 AM.

3)      Only talks about sex.

4)      Never introduced you to his mother you only met her accidentally in the living room trying to get to his room.

5)      Never mentions his friends to you then his friends know NOTHING of you. This is bad because THE HOMIES KNOW ALL.

6)      Never hits you up while on your period and if he does it is only to ask if it’s finished yet.

7)      Rushes straight home or rushes you out of his house right after. NO cuddling/pillow talk is involved EVER.

8)      Is already in a relationship. No he is not leaving his girl for a booty call and if he ever does IT WON’T LAST. Always remember “the same way you get a girl/guy is the same way you lose them.”

9)      Makes sure there are NO PUBLIC RENDEZVOUS!

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Now I’m pretty sure if one of these hints applies to you then about 8 also apply. All you are to him is a ‘service provider’ meaning that he ONLY contacts you when his NEEDS are to be met at HIS best convenience. Not only that, but these “private sessions” you two have been having are strictly on his terms. If he cannot see you when he wants then you won’t see him at all. When you get fed up about his actions you feel the need to have “the talk” but let me guess, he always finds ways to change the subject doesn’t he? Well that’s no surprise. He tends to change the subject because he already knows there will NEVER be anything more than sex between the two of you. He won’t ever waste his time talking about what the future holds for you two because the only comparison you have with his future are the sheets you two will be rolling in together, if he decides to even waste a bed on your services.

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My apologies for having to be the one to clear up the confusion but now that you know, this would be a good time to start setting higher standards for yourself. Do not waste your life by allowing some asshole take up your late nights without spending early mornings with you. Find someone who does not rush out the door immediately after sex but stays to hold you until the sun rises. SHARE your time with someone who enjoys talking to you all day, love public outings, tells the world about you, and loves to spend every waking moment with you. Life is too short to settle rather than living.

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16 comments

  1. You have some of it right, some valid points!! But there’s no time frame on booty calls. There is no specific time of the day for when a guy is horny. It can be 8 am, 3 pm, 9 pm, or 1 am, it really doesn’t matter when your services are needed he will call.
    The “homies” ALWAYS know about the booty call. Guys have guy talk and booty calls always come up. The homies will always make a mental note because the booty call is easy booty and will try to smash, too.

    • Thanks! Yeah I know booty call hours can happen any time of the day but I was pointing out the MAIN hours that a booty call USUALLY happens. Also you are right about the homies knowing about the booty call because they always try to get apart of her services as well BUT I mentioned the homies not knowing being a bad thing because I have a few friends who don’t even bother telling their homies about their booty call. They felt she wasn’t even worth the attention of their friends so why bother. That’s what made me add that point but I get what you mean that’s why I added at the end of that sentence “homies know all.” I do appreciate the feedback though and look forward to more, it helps me realize my mistakes and become better.

  2. I just wanted to you to have a males perspective is all. Lol No shade intended!

    • Lol no I totally understand and agree. I will always need a males perspective so always feel comfortable to give any kind of feedback.

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